"Skateboarder Foils Would-Be Koran Burner In Texas"

A neat little story out of Amarillo, via TPM:

"I snuck up behind him and took his Koran, he said something about burning the Koran, I said 'Dude you have no Koran,' and ran off."

Update! Turns out the would-be Koran burner is an armed guard at a nuclear weapons facility.