Thursday, July 29, 2004

The John Kerry drinking game

In preparation for Thursday night's speech by Kerry, here's a John Kerry Acceptance Speech Drinking Game (JKASDG).

Have one drink for each time you hear:

-strong/stronger
-moral/morals/morality
-veterans
-terrorists
-hope is on the way
-one America

that should be plenty.

5 Comments:

At 1:50 AM, Blogger ertzeid said...

how many if he walks on to bruce springsteen?

 
At 12:05 PM, Blogger Beth said...

ok, obama's speech was all like, "there's one america," but edwards is like, "there are two americas!" wtf? i want kerry to give us the "three americas" speech.

 
At 1:48 PM, Blogger bsom said...

I was reading a conservative critique somewhere yesterday that said that same comment. Someone responded that it made sense, though, because Obama was saying that we *need to be* one America, not that we currently are. I didn't see, and haven't yet read, Obama's speech -- is that true?

 
At 2:17 PM, Blogger Beth said...

i mean, obama's speech was like, "They say there are red states and blue states. but there's actually just one america." not "there should be," but "there is"

 
At 2:19 PM, Blogger Beth said...

i guess obama says it's one america socially, whereas edwards was saying it's two americas economically... anyway, i don't really care, i just thought it was funny. and it would be funnier if the number of americas kept going up every night.

 

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