Farewell to Action Pants
"I could try sewing these up again, but they'll still just rip. You should throw out your pants." -mom
"I suppose." -me
And so it was. I wasn't happy, but I recognized the reality that it was time for Action Pants to go.
Here, one last shot before they met their fate:
Action Pants, it's been a good time, and I'm sorry we had to part. We went to protests, parties, hiking -- we went everywhere! Your upstart successors from Sears are being broken in now, but you won't be forgotten.